1. Everybody here is broke, so stop complaining, OK? 2:23 2. This ain’t Disneyland 2:02 3. My friends made fun of my pants 2:10 4. antimony 0:36 5. Big fun in the basement 2:05 6. boron 0:54 7. Appliances du sauvage 2:20 8. carbon 0:51 9. Lift and separate 2:35 10. einsteinium 0:42 11. What’s that on your shirt? 2:21 12. europium 1:14 13. More of the same for me, please 2:42 14. hydrogen 0:56 15. Team fight song 2:07 16. mercury 0:26 17. This is America, why should I have to mow my own lawn? 2:27 18. neon 0:43 19. Hercules pushes giant goats over the cliff and watches as the 2:23 20. oxygen 0:54 21. Shut that thing off and come to bed 1:54 22. phosphorus 0:36 23. Nude hula 1:52 24. radium 0:48 25. Sheba wore no nylons 2:11 26. tin 0:44 27. She wears her dead mother’s hat 4:23 28. On the way to Chartres we stopped and walked through the fiel 1:25 29. Bye bye, Barbie 3:52